doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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