How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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