I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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