ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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