belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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