11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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