already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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