Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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