Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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