Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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