you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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