remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy