just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Will exercising make me less horny?
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