Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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