how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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