Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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