butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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