My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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