i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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