Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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