i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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