elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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