In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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