and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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