Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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