my being single is dangerous.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Well I just put wine in my tea
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
sex in a hospital.. check
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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