Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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