Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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