At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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