i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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