There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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