Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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