I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
