I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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