READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
