Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
you never un-have a 4some
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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