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(845): View more from New York

whjeg hajt iyt

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say what?

(845): View more from New York

wanna hang out?

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(248): View more from Michigan

I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...

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(480): View more from Arizona

my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

what if every blade of grass was a penis?

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(623): View more from Arizona

Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.

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(765): View more from Indiana

There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator

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(530): View more from California

I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other

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