the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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