Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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