And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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