I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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