? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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