oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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