i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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