just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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