hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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