You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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