i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
