The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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