We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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