Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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