Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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