Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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