..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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