Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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