I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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