we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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