If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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